Chris Jagger was born into the most notorious crime family in Western Pennsylvania (geez, first line of his bio and he's already makin' s#@! up). At an early age Jagger began running numbers for his father and then became a small time bookie. His fame and power rose quickly and it wasn't long before Jagger had his own crew and was ruling the East Side of New Castle (really, really small town outside of Pittsburgh. The whole east side was only a few blocks). From his power base he moved quickly to control his area and began a turf war with the south side of town (south side was big, it had the 7-11). After some strong-arm tactics (and a bitch slap or two), the south side belonged to Jagger. It was that power grab that sent the wheels in motion as Jagger set his sights on Pittsburgh. It's at that time that his love for the Steelers was born. To control the money being bet on his home team was a dream come true.
After a violent take over (a really big bitch slap) Jagger controlled the streets of Pittsburgh until trouble in the family came calling. His younger brother (ball breaking, pain in the ass) was busted in a raid gone bad. In order to save his brother, Jagger promised to testify against a corrupt District Attorney that was on the take, and then enter the witness protection program (they promised him a 'fabulous' new career and designer wardrobe? can you say Prada). It was that fateful
move that took Jagger out of the crime family and into a life of radio. His family name could no longer be used (his real name is Italian, I swear) for fear of retaliation, so underground he went and the name change to Chris Jagger became official.
Having to leave his hometown, Jagger headed to Washington DC, Philadelphia, New York City and then finally settling in Dallas, TX (can he keep a job). Along the way his talent was in such demand (it's gettin' thick) that Warner Brothers came calling for him to host a nationally syndicated television series (Change of Heart). With great concern for his safety, Jagger reluctantly accepted the position as host (of course he did) and began a multi year run of TV greatness (he is certainly full of himself). While hosting his TV show he continued to fear for his life so after 5 seasons of Change of Heart he asked the
producers to let him out of his contract (the show was canceled) so that he could once again become anonymous and focus on his radio program (who is he kidding, not a single television offer followed the cancellation of his TV show).
The loss of his Italian heritage, his days in the mob, his love of the mafia, all became to much until the day he realized he could regain his glory as The Don of the Jagger Mafia (his cry for attention is endless). And so here he sits at the height of his career, the pinnacle of his success and the head of the largest mafia organization in the country (is he done yet with his incessant ramblings)!
The JAGGER MAFIA is alive and well (ok, i admit I love the Jagger Mafia idea and at least he hasn't called himself Lord Jagger once) in the Dallas / Fort Worth area. His key family members include Mondo "Knuckles" Mike (no one calls him knuckles), Dean "Machine Gun" Lewis (good god, dean doesn't even own a gun), Jasmine "The Hole" Sadry (can't argue with that one), Jimmy "Blue Eyes" Ryan (ok, he's 2 for 2), Jantzen "The Chronic" Ray (can you say hat trick), Sam "The Hitman"
(it's Sam the Mailman, and Sam hasn't even hit anyone, ever) and Lee "Bad Ass" Harris (now he's just adding people to make his crew sound big, not to mention that they call him Mr. Lee). As his power base continues to rise those that compete with him continue to fear him (i'm sure Kidd Kraddick is losing sleep over this). Those that continue to listen to him continue to love or hate him, but always respect him (lets ask the people he calls morons or idiots and then hangs up on how they feel). With total domination within his grasp (does he even look at the ratings) The Jagger Mafia has (gone to his head) become the major voice of morning radio in the metroplex!!!
